Cause:   Glass is being held at incorrect angle(You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure:    Maneuver glass until open end  is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause:   You’re lying on the  floor.
Cure:   Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause:  You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure:  Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. 
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause:  You’re being dragged away.
Cure:  At least ask where they’re taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause:  You have your glass on your  ear.
Cure:  Stop making a fool of yourself! 
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone’s dressed in white and the music is repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move… Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom: Your dad and your family members are looking at you funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
ENJOY....




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